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Maybe today, Satan. Feeling a bit reckless
A flip of the phrase everybody knows, made for mornings when the good behavior is simply not happening. Consider it a small license to be a menace, printed in a shape you can slap on a coffee tumbler. Reads beautifully on a laptop in a very serious meeting. For the friend whose contribution to the group chat is pure chaos.
Size: please read this bit!
3 inches across (7.6 cm), measured across the widest point of the die cut. Measure the spot you have in mind, because size is the one thing buyers tell us they wish they had checked twice.
- Glossy finish, sealed under a laminate that shrugs off wind, rain and sunlight
- Happy on metal, glass, plastic, wood, paint and paper
- Dishwasher-proof. Genuinely. It comes out looking brand new
- Printed, cut and hand-packed by us here in Seattle, WA
Our customers have put ours on laptops and water bottles, on the big insulated tumblers that go to work every day, on toolboxes, guitar cases and amps, on helmets, hard hats, skateboards and bikes, on fridge doors, windows and back windshields. Anywhere flat and clean will do.
This is the same outdoor vinyl we have been printing for years. Customers write in to tell us their stickers still looked new after five years on a car, through rain, sun and several winters, and one has had the same stealie on every car he has owned for thirty years. Weather is genuinely no problem. The one thing that will beat it is a stiff-brush automatic car wash, which is true of every vinyl sticker ever made, and we would rather tell you than let you find out.
FREE shipping from Seattle
Single stickers ride in a plain envelope by USPS First Class Letter, which is exactly what keeps the price where it is. That means no tracking number on the free option, and it lands looking like ordinary personal mail (one customer called it \"mysterious till opened\"). Please allow 7 to 10 days. Want tracking? Just pick the paid shipping method at checkout. USPS occasionally works in quite mysterious ways, so thank you for your patience, and please do message us if something seems lost. We will always sort it out.
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Same corner of the shop. It all ships together in one envelope.
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Everything you order travels together in the same envelope, and we are delighted to mix and match across our other designs. Come browse the whole shop »
Every single order supports our little shop, and we are endlessly grateful for it. Questions, custom requests, or you just want to say hello? Message us any time. We usually reply within a day.
With love from Seattle,
The Altheastix Team
